ain't no way

'i could fix him' well i could sexualize his failings

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

Can we not normalize dropping a peak ff and then go ghost and not post a second part…..😓

let's not normalise acting like writers aren’t human beings with jobs, exams, and other commitments actually 😭

what an insane take 😭 imagine being burnt out and trying ur best to finish a fic while having +383839393 commitments and then you have idiot number #6 saying they want a part two in the most ungrateful way possible