Preciously Petrifying

she’s the prowler

 She’s making sure no one steals it

tail: check

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

i feel like i was just rick-rolled

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

OH MY GOD

But….. the scent………………

They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity

i think one type of love is that moment as a child when some other kid tells you honeysuckle flowers taste like honey, and you try it for the first time and it really does taste sweet