safe as life.

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

there is seriously no worse or more blatant form of gaslighting than the fact that children and teenagers are specifically stereotyped as constantly complaining that things are “unfair”, and therefore they can never point out that they’re not being treated fairly without being immediately dismissed, silenced, and told they’re just acting like dumb kids.

oh i just found an old sketch do u guys wanna see something absolutely cursed?

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

In this way the legend born…

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