Full Time Marauders Stan

its literally not natural to be sexually attracted to someone

Idk man 8 billion might disagree

Bandwagon fallacy

ok computer show me men in pain

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

it's forever fucked that refusal is associated so strongly with cowardice and cowardice is almost universally uncontestedly seen as an existential failure that disqualifies you from the right to refuse anything when being able to admit that you're afraid and say "no" are some of the most powerful things that anyone can do

"why don't you want to? are you scared?" yes. is that so bad? to be afraid and unwilling? why should that be worth less? why should i hope to be the richest corpse in the graveyard?

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

hitting return early on libby when there's people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

Time loops strike again 😔

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