Full Time Marauders Stan

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

Can We Run Away Too The Forest And Be Ugly Together

can zelda get him pregnant already damn

WHAT

can zelda (the princess of hyrule) get him (link the hero of legend) pregnant (cute 🥰) already damn (profanity)

here at frito lays company building, we have always belueved that organic life is aplague upon this world that must be eradicated at all costs

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Just watched supergirl and oh my god i am so obssed with the fact that we have a female main character and shes sloppy and snippy and rude and an alcoholic and messy and flawed. And yet shes still able to be kind and good and be an inspiration to people. All while not having a romance and while not trying to appeal to anyone. This is what everything should be.

age 111: Bilbo Baggins themed birthday party

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man