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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

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phantomrose96

I think it's funny world-building how like, so at the center of Life we've got Water. Arguably The most important resource. Colorless transparent substance that molds to any container and we die without it and quickly. And all organic functions of society hinge on its availability. Could fight a ton of wars over this thing.

And well beyond organic life, modern society's great human invention is the Electronic Magic. Our greatest minds invented the Electronic Magic and it sends information around the world instantly. Our infrastructure our economy our modern life, minute by minute by minute, hinges on utilizing the great Lighting Technology.

BUT ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ DO NOT. DO NOT EVER. get the magical Elixir Substance of Life and Living and Healing, Water, IN the Electronic Device. The water keeps you alive critically but it KILLS the Electronic Device instantly and catastrophically. This Says something.

phantomrose96

and this Says something...

toskarin

thanks google

rollerska8er

there's 👏 still 👏 time 👏

filmphotofranz

corrucyst

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

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praguegirl

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore

coughloop

There was really no winning that one

ororium-z

Happy Pride!

rootbeergoddess

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

thesaltofcarthage

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

rockergiirl

*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?

yeah sure go ahead

*connect my mp3 player*

*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*

i love crashing my car, crashing the car i'm driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me

darkandstormyranger

finally some relatable content on ig

rustybottlecap

comicgeekscomicgeek

There is… a lot going on here.

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butchfagminotaur

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

jessaerys

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

stantler

Happy Memorial Day

rathayibacter

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

jan-liliten

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

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charl0ttan

dog i gotta move like yesterday

ahotknife

she kills me

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