sometimes “!!!!!!!!!!!” is a word

(in the universe where capitalism never happened and we're in the sun eating fruit topless all day long) fuck i wish i had a credit score

love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it

AHHHHHH OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST OAHH HHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK ok nevermind. i got over it

They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

[girl who would like to take a break from being a person voice] yeah no I'm just a little tired today

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

#jesse. jesse you have to kill me so i can god tier. you need to do this for me jesse im on my quest bed

I post for the bitches who stutter, misspeak, mumble, and speak with an incoherent flow that only makes sense if you are in my brain

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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