lemon raspberry loaf

timothee chalamet’s full name is “timothee hal chalamet” and I have never seen a name that looked so much like an anagram

Sabrina carpenter reminds me of smurfette

addicted to making my mouse grow really big

ok but fr why is trump coming to my town to speak directly outside where i work. ur literally in the farmland area of town

ur never gonna believe this

THEY WERE ON TOP OF MY OFFICE

Do you think someday we’ll live in times that are precedented

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Can I help you ladies

dental hygienist was like just raise your hand if you need me to stop and i was like huh, this is the first time a dental hygienist gave me the option to tap out, that’s kind of nice. and then she proceeded to give me the WORST teeth cleaning of my life. choking and gagging water running down my chin etc. pick a safeword babygirl you’ll need it when i’m done

what are you even supposed to do when your friends who are dating kiss in front of you Like do i just stand there or

use the opportunity to subtly steal something from their purse

@nikickyourass

What did I watch