The Landfill

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

ancestral form of touch grass

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

This is so fun its just like Jenga

the queen of england and i have been in a high-stakes game of occult espionage ever since i accidentally sent her 3,000 year old boy-toy the wrong potion and he crumbled into dust. if my gnome assasins don’t get her before the year is out i need someone to come to my wizard tower and clear the search history on my orb

oh thank god

hey guys. hey guys guess what.