Get Out Me Swamp

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

me: *is bitter but is also right*

please, stay alive baby

what

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

You could finish him or finish him

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

I never wanted this video to end.

Pure joy in movement. 🐶

@rosextract

doggo in motion

He really made up for that second to last one with that final MASSIVE LEAP