I’ve Never Killed A Mountain Lion…

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

some of y'all weren't suicidal at 12 and it shows

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

masquerade (noun) - a lemonade made out of masks

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

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