Disaster Human

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.

Christian reactionaries on twitter is so angry over Ramadan. If you are that mad you can always join in, fast on your own and have little breaking fast party among yourself

Extra funny because Ramadan and Lent started on the same day this year. Fasting for god is fine as long as you're white about it i guess? Ramadan Mubarak to everyone participating ♡.

im going to explode. We need to start quizzing anyone who says they believe in Jesus like a douchey metalhead tells a woman to name three songs

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

the original? on my dash?

this blog supports punching fascists

Help, the video isn't playing for me, can someone describe what it shows?

The little hand clap before the punch is pretty suave too.

“no job is worth your physical & mental health” i hauve. Bills.

i love when “just quit!” is thrown out as a suggestion. like damn thank you i’ve never thought of that before ever. in my life. There are these things called groceries and doctor visits

Capitalism is a hostage situation, and we are all the hostages.

for those who don't speak academia: "according to our MRI machine, dead fish can recognise human emotions. this suggests we probably should look at the results of our MRI machine a bit more carefully"

I hope everyone realises how incredibly important this dead fish study is. This was SO fucking important.

I still don’t understand

Controversial opinion but I do not think Dev Patel would be a good Heathcliff. His aura is too friendly. His vibes are too fresh. He is a great actor but he can’t control the fact he has the sweetest eyes I have ever seen on a human being. It was what made him an excellent Gawain, even when his character was being awful, his natural charisma made him impossible to truly despise. We need a true embittered brooder for Heathcliff.

He just looks like he wants to sell some real estate, incredibly naively.

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here