tublr......

this is my entire job

hey guys anybody wanna start some shit tn??

please i'll sell you my bones i'll do whatever it takes

is someone on tumblr trying to pass off their own writing as deep and eternal by setting it inside of a verbose meme again

Donald Trump ASMR

what a thrill

if you liked creepypasta as a 12-15 year old you either stay with it, grow out of it, or you turn gay and switch to scps

if you like something you either stay with it or grow out of it

i’m in a poly relationship with both your parents

you must be the famous "wife's boyfriend" my dad keeps mentioning whenever we're playing mario kart together

Take👏this👏bitch👏to👏court👏for👏harassment👏

hell yeah i love a good meme escalation

My first word was Kafkaesque. The doctors agreed that I knew too much so to silence me they placed me back in the womb and told no one of it. But I remember

This post is so... boring

that's a mirror buddy!!!!

This post aged horribly