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there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

if i was at the olympics and someone told me megan thee stallion is in the audience i'd start landing jumps and breaking records no one has even heard of

@batfambrainrotbeloved though you might enjoy this

We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart

Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion

Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

“i asked chatgpt” okay well i asked starclan and they gave me a foreboding prophecy involving a broad-shouldered brown tabby with amber eyes