I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.

Fuck dude you really can’t

This is the first ad I’ve seen on here that actually fits tumblr’s demographic

they call m,e guy who gets guilty & scared a normal amount about normal things

ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up

shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only “get pig” and wouldn’t respond to attempts to reach him

he didn’t want me to put the pigs away or something. he wanted me to purchase and obtain a new pig. i was 17 and had no car

we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

the tits speak for themselves

seeing trans people in public is like encountering an angel in the produce aisle. you understand

Hey, friends with poor memory. This is a sign to go ahead and learn anything you want, even if you're afraid you're going to forget it all. Read Wikipedia articles, watch documentaries, take free classes, and delve deep into books and lore. Maybe I'm the only one who has this fear, maybe not. But learning for pleasure is just as much--if not moreso-- about the joy of the experience as it is about memorization.

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