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Made some thumbnails from the dark universe where every youtuber is a baby

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did you go to the feywilds recently by any chance?
MY FUCKING NAME
β¨ The collection of my Mari Lwyd art through the years β¨ β First art is called: βDudeβ¦ give me the bottleβ (or when you lost a rhyming contest against the supernatural skeletal horse) Second art is a meme reference x) Third art is featuring Mari on her day off (hence no rhyming, but she wouldnβt say no to a treat) Plus other stuff, silly sketches and artworks, like Mari Lwyd in modern times being disappointed that nobody wants to rhyme with her anymore, so she has to buy everything herself (featuring a distant relative of the guy from the first piece, plus a Waterboy mashup). β
P.S. - donβt forget about the frogsΒ in some of the arts
Mandatory winter reblog of my Mari Lwyd post, now updated with new artwork π December is my birthday month (in the end of it), so Iβm very happy to have such a wonderful cryptid on my side
Thereβs a theory that early Europeans started saying βbrown oneβ or βhoney-eaterβ instead of βbearβ to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa βthe faceless womanβ because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber
English has an avoidance register used in the presence of certain respected animals, which sounds fancy until you realize itβs spelling out w-a-l-k and t-r-e-a-t in front of the dog.
Mx. Leah Velleman on twitter
Icelandic folklore requires you avoid saying the names of evil whales, otherwise youβll draw their attention.
Yall have evil whales?
Iceland does! They are the illhveli, literally βevil whalesβ, and they live to kill you. They love nothing more than killing and eating humans and sinking their ships. Their greatest enemy is the steypireydur (thatβs blue whale to you), which is the greatest of the good whales and the protector of sailors.
All evil whales are, well, evil. So evil that if you speak their name at sea, they will hear it and home in on you. So instead you use all sorts of euphemisms for their names. Also if you try to cook their meat it literally disappears from the pot. Thatβs right, theyβre so evil, you canβt even eat them.
They include such types as the hrosshvalur (horsewhale), with big eyes and a red mane and tail. This is probably the best known and most feared of the lot.
The raudkembingur (redcomb) is especially cruel and bloodthirsty even by illhveli standards. If you manage to escape it, it will die of frustration.
Good luck escaping the mushveli (mousewhale) though, it has legs! And will clamber onto the beach in pursuit!
Or what about death from above? The stΓΆkkull (jumper) leaps high into the air and pile-drives boats to pieces.
Meanwhile the skeljungur (shellwhale) sits in the path of boats and lets them get wrecked on its shelly hideβ¦
β¦ while the sverdhvalur (swordwhale) slices through boats with its dorsal fin.
The katthveli (catwhale) is relatively harmless though. It meows.
The same canβt be said of the lyngbakur (heatherback), a classic island fish that lets sailors get on its back and then dives, taking them to a watery grave.
The nauthveli (oxwhale) on the other hand specially targets cattle, attracting them into the sea with its bellow before tearing them apart.
How can you avoid all these murderous whales, like the taumafiskur (bridlefish) here? Any of a number of ways, including getting a steypireydur to help. There are substances, ranging from angelica to sheep dung and chopped fox testicles, that they find abhorrent. And you can distract them with loud noises and barrels.
For more, I assure you this link will answer all your questions.
https://abookofcreatures.com/category/illhveli/
Posts about Illhveli written by abookofcreatures
This is also why fairies were referred to as the βGood Neighborsβ and why there are so many nicknames for Satan.
The concept of avoidance speech is endlessly fascinating and rife with plot points for writing, but honestly Iβm just thrilled about the EVIL WHALES.

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I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
im sorry horses can get permanently injured from lying down for too long???
Yes, actually!
Certified horse groom here! A horses feet/hooves are just as important as the heart and lungs, some experts would wager even more so.
A horseβs hoof is not entirely hard, the inner part of the hoof is made up of soft tissue and bone. On the bottom of the hoof there is this rubbery - almost squishy - padding called the βfrogβ. When a horse takes a step, the frog expands, or rather βpumpsβ, acting as a second cardiovascular system that helps to circulate blood through the entire body. Not only does this soft tissue expand to circulate blood, but it is also what keeps rocks out of βwildβ horseβs feet, allowing them to naturally dislodge over distance travelled. If a horse is not moving and has a rock caught in its hoof, it may cause irritation and inflammation (laminitis). One way that you can check for inflammation is by cupping your hand around the outer hoof / hoof wall and feeling for an abnormal rise in temperature.
If a horseβs behaviour is off from normal and or if it has been off its feet for an extended period of time, this is cause for major concern and it is best to get a trusted veterinarian to come assess the situation as soon as possible!
im sorry isnβt that the fucking pokedex entry for fucking spoink?
For what it's worth, humans also develop health issues quite quickly if they lie down too long. Not to overshare, but a family member of mine slipped into a diabetic coma for a few days earlier this year, and he still has a scab from one of the pressure wounds that formed before we got him to the hospital. Also somehow a nerve in his arm got fucked up because of this? It's tangled up or something horrible like that, all because we took just a little too long to notice and respond.
i want to emphasize again that itβs dangerous for a horse to lie down for 120 minutes.
A horse thatβs been lying down for three hours is considered a medical emergency. And a horse thatβs been lying down for seven hours is pretty much as good as dead. Even if it was perfectly healthy that morning!
Yeah. Sure. Humans can develop skin sores over a period of days.
Horses develop organ failure over a period of hours
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god there must have been so many dogshit ancient greek philosophers that no one ever bothered to record
i need to know what Fuckassretes had to say
i recommend the new defunctland video to anyone who wants to see a gigantic frightening robot
One of the engineers said of this 18-foot tall monstrosity "this could kill people"

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from today's entry:
Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it
at long last i have invented a sword that is more powerful than the pen
i hold up one of these bad boys
[id: a pen with multiple color options with buttons to select each color. it's on a white background]
back to the drawing board
β¦my stupid fucking sword sliced through the drawing board. fml
You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse
Do not share the answers with your classmates.
Yes Dr Rorschach
Sorry Dr Rorschach
everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*

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this will stay in my ask box forever. i have never enjoyed an ask so much as i have enjoyed this one