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"At least I didn't have to bribe mine to want me"

Starting off strong with St Elmo (how far they've fallen):

Then we have Manuscript! Took me embarrassingly long to find, peep the circle of bricks on the wall:

Then Wolf's Head (which I think was Leigh's society if memory serves?), very walled and difficult to photograph:

Now Skull and Bones:

Next up we have Book and Snake (opposite the graveyard which features a lot in the book too), with some fence detail. Hopefully the cars give an idea of scale but my GOD some of these buildings are massive, and there's no sign of any windows or even ventilation except that front door. But yeah Book and Snake:

And now we have Scroll and Key, also massive and mausoleum-like:

Last of the main ones, here's Berzelius:

And now a little bonus, Rosenfeld Hall (which used to be St Elmo):

And also the Hutch! I think it's the top single attic window:

FAQs

Could you have found out what these looked like online? Yes!

Did you know that before you did this? No! I didn't think it through I just got excited!

How did you navigate New Haven? Using only the map in the front of the book for some godforsaken reason. It worked though.

dalinar: not right now love

10 days later

Like first we have Chana, who is going to end up sobbing admitting that she selfishly tried to kill her daughter and set her up as replacement for herself. Then Kaladin is going to learn that said daughter is Shallan. HIS Shallan.

Then he's gonna be helping out Battar and she's gonna mention spiking some guy for Odium and it's gonna turn out to be Moash, who Kaladin last saw when he murdered Teft.

Then while talking to Nale they are gonna circle back to the Davar family and talk about Helaran being sent to kill Amaram to THEN have Kalak jump in and mention that he told Amaram to enslave the soldier who killed Helaran so Amaram could take the shards. Said soldier being KALADIN HIMSELF.

It's alright Dalinar, babe, he got this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- image description: A loosely scribbled and coloured comic page with several panels in four rows of the scene in Words of Radiance in which Kaladin joins the duel in the arena. The background in the panels is painetd very patchily implying the seats of the arena with half roofs offering shadow from the sun above. The first row has two panels, on the left we see an agitaed Dalinar, in his blue uniform with gold and white trimmings, as he leans forward, hands on the wall of the dueling pit in front of him, calling out "What happened to us?", "Where is our honor?". A smaller speechbubble to the side contains the words "Honor is dead". The panel to the right depicts Dalinar looking to the side to see who gave that cynical commentary. Kaladin stands there not far behind him, also in captain's uniform holding his spear and looking very grim. The next row has two smaller and on medium sized panel, they all show Kaladin from the side in profile – as Dalinar would see him. He inhales like he is fortifying himself for what comes next. On the exhale he looks down into the arena with mix of resignation and determination and utters the words "But I'll see what I can do." The speechbubble for it is already in the next panel, in which Kaladin is gazing towards us with a mournful expression as he says "If this goes poorly, take care of my men."

Incorrect Quotes: Jane Eyre (70/?)

“I believe this is an opportune time to set some ground rules for this marriage.”

“Like what? Hay preferences.”

—-

“I would never chew on your books.”

“You ate my bridal bouquet.”

He looked suprised as though he’d forgotten. Then he nodded. “So I did. Continue.”

—-

“Are you sure your true Ethian form isn’t a jackass?”

“Very funny, my lady. And that reminds me” - he pointed a finger at her - “no horse jokes.”

He was making it too easy. “Ah, my lord, why the long face.”

—-

“No horse jokes,” he said.

“My lord, I apologize for the horse joke. If you put down the book - unharmed! - I will give you a carrot.”

He brandished the book at her. “Was that a horse joke?”

“Neigh.”

“Was that a horse joke?”

—-

‘Yes’ said Sir Percy very long-limbedly.

The Stormlight Archive by Josh Corpuz

Shallan, Dalinar, Kaladin, Jasnah, Szeth

Pattern, Moash, Adolin, Syl, Rock, Gaz

Hoid, Lopen, Eshonai, Navani, Zahel

Sadeas, Lift, Veil, Teft, Rlain

Ben McSweeney: Pretty excellent, I like a lot of these!

*further reads about the madness that was the massive powerlines and its horrifying lack of safety”