out on smoke break

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!

why is bass so expensiveeeeee

this economys in fucking shambles

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

first time hearing about the dangerous crow boy. is he actually dangerous or is it like. is it closer to. inconvenient behavior crow boy. not up to rigorous industry standard crow boy. osha violation crow boy. not making safe choices crow boy.

Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

inside you there are two loads

everyone's secret pinterest boards and private spotify playlists and deleted posts and dms and browser history and location and birth certificate and the inside of their house should be available to me for free whenever i want. i'm not going to do anything malicious with the information i just want to see

Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home