Short Fat Bitch

this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

mom said it’s MY turn to lay gently in the cold dark earth

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

did you have to hit them with their cock out? 😕

hold on let me google something

what the fuck

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

it would've been cooler if those animals they sent into space came back with superpowers

I resent christmas as the most obnoxious annual instance of christian hegemony but I do enjoy what it does for the white haired bear community

Christmas is a symbol of many things I hate but at least every fat old man gets to put on a red jacket and say hehe

Famously they actually say hoho

Typically there is a third ho

Well the notes are about 50% people saying they desire santa claus carnally so finding a third ho won't be an issue

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand