Krlota

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

> steam sends me an email

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

it's so funny when men try to act like walter white is a stoic badass when he spends 50% of the show's run time looking like this

Jeff the Kisser 💋

need to become a guy who exclusively does evil commissions. like this

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