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Sade Olutola
if i look back, i am lost
Keni
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ellievsbear
cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
#extradirty
occasionally subtle
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$LAYYYTER
Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
Discoholic 🪩
Andulka
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ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL
A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫
It's been 7 years since I first reblogged this, let's have another go for more luck
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dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)
ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not
literally this
yearly remind that this post is real and true and you will get through this #manifest
vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.
happy 100k to everyone else who also has no problems
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
They did a sequel music video for "Lego House!" I love it so much.
must've been something in the water...
If I ever wrote a superhero story I’d want there to be a recurring shitty C-list supervillain in the background whose power was changing something’s colour and all her villainous plots would be colour-themed things like “If the city council doesn’t give me a million dollars, I will turn the city of GREEN Bay into the city of RED Bay!” and she’d turn the Golden Gate Bridge magenta or whatever.
So it’s all low-stakes villainy, but everyone absolutely hates fighting her because her very shitty superpower works really really well, and there are dozens of background characters who’ve fought her that are just permanently green now
#the wildest thing about this is that it COULD be incredibly powerful #you turn solar panels white they aren’t gonna work anymore and that’s gonna fuck up your whole grid on a very Temperature day #you can blind people the same way #turn some water red. make your own murder scene #fuck up traffic and hide warning signs. or fences. or a building #blackmail your local hidden spy facility with neons #absolutely demolish a politician’s career because who can take a bright lime guy seriously? #red tides are devastating for a tourist beach economy #that sort of thing. you get it #but the point is she’s got all the tools and she’s hitting the nail with a wrench for no reason
@hedgewitchnecromancer yes exactly. “You can alter any material on the fly and you’re using it for superpowered vandalism?! You could destroy the environment by changing the colour of chlorophyll!”
“But I don’t want to destroy the environment. I want to turn Yellowstone purple.”
"FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, I LAID DORMANT! WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY-Oh, it's you."
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account
Titus Andromedon Recreates Beyoncé’s Lemonade | Netflix Is A Joke
Is Titus Andromedon the greatest TV gay character that ever existed???...
Hell, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💖🏳🌈✨✨✨🌈🌈😋😍🥰
With the formidable Tituss Burgess 😍🥰🤗
Wicked characters as quotes from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Elphaba: I'm not stuck in the past, I just hate the present
Galinda: I envy you, I've never been able to meet me
Fiyero: I fell asleep eating a hot pocket
Boq: *someone tells him to have a good life* YOU KNOW I DON'T
Nessa-rose: I'm lemonade-ing
The wizard: I can't fix America
Madame Morrible: I will break you
Dr. Dillamond: I got treated better as a werewolf than a black man. That's messed up!
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Graham: *enters TARDIS* Thirteen: There he is! Graham: Did you forget my name again? Thirteen: Oh you! Graham: You still haven't said it
[from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt]
Motto for the neurodivergent
