“C’mon, all you have to do while you punch is grunt and look sad.”
“I do not grunt and look sad.”
“When I punch people, I have to say funny things while I do it.”
“You do not have to say funny things.”
“That’s so much harder.”
“It is not harder.”
“All right, for the sake of argument, let’s switch:I’ll do sad grunts, you do puns.”
“No.”
“Oh the pain and misery and horror! Oh mummies! If only you knew!”
“That’s not a grunt.”
“Well, that’s not a pun.”
“Hm.”
“Hm. Better?”
HELP THIS AWFUL, TERRIBLE CHILD OF BRUCE’S IS A MENACE AND HE WON’T STOP MAKING THINGS BETTER (AND FUNNIER), BRUCE DOESN’T DESERVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS