Meh

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

god i need something so bad. but what is it

money butt god bless

I have never seen a money butt before

All hail Butt Money

Blessings of abundance to all!

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

Going no contact with yourself

i havent died so maybe i wont ever

during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

the september wind that makes you nostalgic for stupid things has been blowing through the city. watch out

hey quick question btw. what the fuck is going on

the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn't last more than a day? give me a break

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

there's only one of me but i do enough fuck all for two blokes