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joel, from demanding ellie’s compliance to asking for her trust

But he’s here now. And despite what’s happened, she’s alive. To hear her cry is a relief, as heartbreaking as it is. To feel her hug him back. To hear her breathe. To feel her heart beating. For Joel to close his eyes in relief because his little girl is still with him. And no matter what’s happened or what will come, she’s in the safest place there is; held against him with no indication of being let go. Because they both need this as much as the other

The Once-ler fandom is still alive.

They’re wheeling in Five Guys for Congress

Twitter now has its own "cock is one of my favorite tastes" post.

absolute fucking king weird al encouraging proper means of watching his new biopic

Well, Fire fighter dude certainly didn’t hold back on his thoughts.

kings

a masterpiece

lol imagine getting dunked on by Andrew Yang

Can’t excuse the other stuff, tho.

I get she liked her job and felt well enough, but…