Shoot Me

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy.  She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

hi it is monday and i am gay

hi it is tuesday and i am gay

hi it is wednesday and i am gay

hi it is thursday and i am gay

hi it is friday and i am gay

hi it is saturday and i am gay

what about sundays

I AM S C R E A M I N G.

Oh my friggin god this is amazing and I love????

WHI DID THIS

*disassociates while playing rhythm game and somehow gets a perfect score*

yeah it’s called the Rhythm Game Trance State and it’s guaranteed to get you a Perfect score but only if you lose 90% of your awareness of the surrounding universe and float off into another dimension while your hands remain in the material world to break lose all hell on a poor game controller

This is actually a known psychological phenomenon called Flow and it can happen with any task that doesn’t require a lot of brain power to do but does demand rapt focus, including most video games. I’ve found myself needing to be called for about three times before I break out of it, and yes this happens to me primarily with rhythm games.

I don’t know why, but this also happens to me when playing a piano song I’ve already mastered.

I try so hard to be a good person and I never want to hurt anyone but I always seem to upset other people and I’m so fucking sorry