i want to write a fanfic where kurapika tells leorio hes a lesbian and leorio is convinced kurapika's the one so he starts adopting womanish mannerisms and voice training and reading feminism blogs and namedropping discourse topics to get his attention. even starts wearing dresses because he can't be a woman all the time but he'd be a woman for kurapika's pleasure.
this is like, my fantasy
having some cis man who just really wants to bang so he does EVERYTHING to get my lesbian pussy knowing im not even attracted to him because he knows he's easier to confront than a girl partner
i need a knight for disability reasons. a beard. so does kurapika. it's a noble role. and i had an ex who didn't know why he was important to me because he thought he was inherently different from me and that i'd resent him for being a man and not a woman. i wish that guy wasnt so dumb and insecure about why girls act the way they do, you know what i mean. he'd make a perfect girl under the care of someone who respects and loves him as a man and a woman.
I'm intersex, so I headcanon Kurapika as intersex...
and you know the rest. he doesn't view other people as men or women. he views everyone as intersex like him and wants to dominate men because they're too binary for him but be submissive to girls and women like his mother. so he can identify as a lesbian, but his behavior doesn't have to follow terf manhate code.
He loves leorio because he's noble, not because he's a man.
any man could be his pet. but it's leorio. Why? Leorio legitimately wants him. Would do anything to heal his anguish and make him happy. So he lets him into his heart and they become one.
There are exceptions to every rule. Real men don't get confused about their role in a lesbian's life and know when they're being too pushy. you can't convert a lesbian's sexuality, but you can accept her love as it is--complicated and wholesome and big, for women who are vulnerable.

















