horse divorce

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

what are people’s stance on the oxford comma these days?

i would love myself if i was a worm and i think that’s all that really matters

This is the post that made them ban #g¡rls.

ingredients to a successful tumblr post is transgenderism, cannibalism, body hair, blasphemy, romanticism of the mundane, & homoeroticism