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Dreaming of someday stopping procrastinating and finally dressing fem and wearing makeup

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snydog17

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

snydog17

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

#“how fortuitous” is a normal thing to say

Clearing out my phone storage. Don't know why I have this

cartoonsbyandie

I have no explanation for this other than it's what pops into my head whenever I hear this on the radio

heyitsmeisa-blog

americana-plus

jamr0ll:

This never stops being hilarious

thelibrarina

Do you love the color of the–

HONK

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moon111111

good-fwiend-in-wome

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

jonnystrebor

Not to forget:

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

swampthingy

actuallyapathy

the-lumpfish-queen

I love environmental storytelling

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

noah-wyles

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

fluoritegalaxy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

jnkcd

The most powerful human on Earth

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Watching sports with others while knowing nothing about said sport.

I'm counting how many goals are scored, but others are cheering for fouls and individual players.

WHAT IS THE OBJECTIVE OF THIS GAME?

iliketurtles55

(Sequel to ‘This memory is being forgotten’)

ominous-signs

Official somber sign

shitposbyopia

"What it feels like to be brought back from death"

#what is this book?#I'm quoting sommat and I don't know what

loish

It’s warm again and I’m craving the beach. But not just any beach. Specifically a beach with beautiful cliffs, crystal clear ice-cold water, and vibrant green algae. I don’t live near one of those so I will draw it instead 🌊

itwashotwestayedinthewater

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

inimoose

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

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