Bad Blood All the Way Motherfuckers!

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

☝️Probrlem

Whats the problem

I think that we should start an urban legend for nipless top surgery folks. Something like "If you purple nurple someone hard enough they actually turn purple and fall off". So that someday a kid will see me at the beach or something and I can be like "It Could Happen To You"

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

“what if you could see their face” well i neither want nor need any of that. i’m right where i want to be

To have my coffee you must first defeat my evil coffee cone

Can we please just have one non-evil appliance that we don’t have to face in trial combat?

Why

I can’t keep having these homoerotic fights.

me on wikipedia at 3AM

Important question. What are your top 3 fruits

they should invent a drug that makes you talk normaler so people like you

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

gay men’s bodies aren’t jokes, twinks are awesome, bears are awesome, otters are awesome, hunks are awesome, unaligned men are awesome, top and bottom aren’t personalities, there’s no way to “act” like a top or a bottom, top doesn’t mean masculine, bottom doesn’t mean feminine, men showing femininity isn’t sexual, every feminine man isn’t a twink, gay men don’t have to want sex to be real gay men, gay sex is epic and holy and beautiful

Lately everything that happens feels like it was engineered in a lab to drive us all insane

This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.

You are a degenerate faggot in the eyes of bigots whether you’re wearing a nice button down and slacks with combed hair or leather daddy kink gear. So stand with the freaks who will stand with you until the end—long after the bigots have abandoned you despite your claims to be “one of the good ones.”