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@shirokou
something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.
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best kinds of characters either:
is/has been an active suicide risk
doesnât or cannot consider suicide a real option and so is left with an inarticulable feeling of circling the drain
Three yaks dance in Lhasa city (cr ć 来ćč¨ďźĺĺ)(If you do not reside long-term in a high-altitude environment, please avoid intense physical activity at high altitudes, as it may trigger altitude sickness.)
[Three musicians in astonishingly good chubby yak fursuits dance to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Beat it"]
Me: They're probably dancing to some traditional folk music or something.
Me: *unmutes it*
Me: AH.
My cartoon for yesterdayâs @Guardian books.
P.S. you can order my books of cartoons here: https://tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
âSo what youâre saying is that Iâm eventually going to finish this thing?â
Stop saying âdo it scaredâ i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy iâll kill u
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Fantasy au: Royal hostage Bruce
Bruce is the younger of the 2 potential Wayne heirs. When the war with Metropolis is over he's taken by the invaders as a royal hostage.
The El's family heir basically arranges it so Bruce is only ever given companionship by himself, manipulating Bruce to fall in bed with him and eventually becoming his consort.
the line between a good bit and a bdsm scene really just does not exist
I maintain that taskmaster and gamechanger are platonic BDSM and you cannot change my mind
they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions
They should invent a "remind me later" button for distressing responses
they did its called dissociation you should try it but watch out!!!
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVEÂ
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I donât say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song
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btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. itâs called ouroboros not myoboros
i am so normal about this
If you have written bad fanfiction clap your hands
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i see yâall with your âsteven goes to work at the mystery shackâ headcanons and iâve just gotta say⌠he would absolutely be the sketchiest person in gravity falls
the 2nd gravity falls summer (bc you know there would be more than one) the mystery is âwhat the fuck is wrong with this traumatized pink teenagerâ instead of âwho is the author of the journalsâÂ
with such great hits asÂ
mabel (upon seeing stevenâs gem): youâre PERMANENTLY BEDAZZLED?????
dipper: ugh gideonâs the worst
steven: oh yeah I hate it when your friends try to kill you, but you just gotta wait it out and be patient with them and theyâll come around to you eventually
dipper: what. the fuck.
the kids repainting the sign when mabel drops her paintbrush to the ground by accident, cue steven being like ânp iâll get itâ and walking straight off the edge of the roofÂ
mabel: i hate that picture of me, 4th gradeâs the worst
steven: haha yeahâŚgradesâŚthose exist⌠i definitely didnât look exactly the same from ages 8 to 14 for complicated shapeshifting reasons
âour grunkle stan is kind of a sketchy guyâ âoh no way most of my family are war criminalsâ
steven: *breaks a cup* aw shit *licks it and it seals back together*Â
dipper: *furiously taking notes*
theres no possible way that steven âhavenât you noticed Iâm a starâ universe doesnât come over to mabelâs slumber parties w/ candy and grenda and casually mention his girlfriend who a. is literally a knight in shining armor, b. has taken down multiple genocidal dictators thousands of times her size, not to mention c. mastering the art of swordfighting when she was twelve and d. saving his life and the lives of all the beach city residents on a regular basis
dipper: *trying to reach something on a high shelf*
steven: oh here you go *shapeshifts his arm to grab it and bring it down*
dipper: ??????thanks??
playing w/ waddles and nonchalantly saying something about missing his own large, pink pet, a magical lion that can teleport and that he has ridden into battle multiple times
(at suzyâs diner) steven: donât worry, iâll get the billÂ
various pines: thanks man
steven: itâs cool, my dadâs a millionaire
dipper:
itâs honestly the funniest fucking thing to imagine steven outright not even PRETENDING to hide any of the unusual parts of himself, but dipper still acting as if itâs all some giant conspiracy heâs going to crack by the end of summer.
mabel:Â âdipper, stop being such a dummy-dumb, he literally TOLD us that heâs half gem on his motherâs side!â
dipper, chewing furiously on his pen:Â âyeah, but what does that MEAN???â
steven: Oh my mom used to be an alien overlord sent to earth to drain it of its resources. But she didnt want to so she lead a rebellion against my aunts and grandma which i had to finish a couple years Grunkle Ford: huh, so thats what happened to the gem authority
The implication that Ford knows exactly what Steven is and just left Dipper to obsess over it anyway is gold
you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated
