une vie pour une rose

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

The accuracy hurts 😭

"Believed to be stolen", like we're not sure, maybe it was just this dude's totally normal bike collection.

@crabussy as a certified bike lover, is this crime objectively funny or should this man go to jail for eleventy katrillion years????

gonna have to say eleventy katrillion... sorry..... I frown really big whenever I see that photo. if my bike ever gets stolen (the thought makes me feel sick ! to my stomach!!! I love that beast!) I want it to be stolen by someone who will ACTUALLY CHERISH IT. HOWEVER I don't believe in jail so zero katrillion years but I think he should say a very big sorry maybe

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning