une vie pour une rose

Lindsey Graham suddenly being announced dead before Mitch McConnell only makes me more excited for when they admit Mitch McConnell has been dead for weeks

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

We’ve all heard of masculinity in a peacock way, but I’d like to pose a new idea: femininity in an anglerfish way

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

No one added music that’s the natural aidio

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

Do Marsha Blackburn next 🥰