2 bears forever

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

my mom told me this story tonight about my grandfather. she said when he was a little boy he was afraid robbers would break into his house in the middle of the night and try to abduct him out of his bed. he thought that they would be able to feel that he was the shape of a little boy under the covers and know to grab him. so he would try to fall asleep in the shape of a letter of the alphabet. so that they would feel for him and be like "oh it's just the letter R, not a kidnappable child"

pls share your non-olive oil/salt/pepper kitchen staples, the condiments and acids and stuff you always have on hand

today @ work a woman purchased two (2) large packs of gum and nothing else and her total came to over twelve american dollars. if anyone was wondering how the economy was doing its bad

i was so stunned i literally said "i feel like i'm robbing you" and we both laughed it off but this is actual highway robbery. over $6 for some damn chewing gum. we need to kill more ceos

like to be clear i enjoy many things that are bad. but if they were bad and big, that would be a problem. a bad show/film/book is inoffensive to me. a bad show/film/book that is being given endless accolades makes me feel like there's women in my yellow wallpaper