being my most insane self

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

you can’t call something a crackship if they have multiple scenes together and insane sexual tension. not even if only a few people ship them. that’s just a rarepair. the line must be drawn here.

“crackship” is for when he-man cheats on skeletor with sans at the skeleton family reunion

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

I just wanna be the reason that fictional man gets hard, y'know??

consider also... the first time you notice it and get to ask him "do you want some help with that?~"

wet t-shirt contest but it’s them doing renovations on the home you share. it’s cotton sticking to sun-hot skin and sweat glistening on their forehead and a streak of mortar on their cheek and them leaning in the kitchen window asking for a refill of lemonade and a kiss for good measure

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.