1-900-NIGHTS ☎️

I just think there's a line between clean and natural musk where they mix together and make the perfect scent. Like how you smell a day after a shower. More natural than fresh out of the shower, but not musty like you've gone days without bathing. You know?

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

touching myself over the thought of pissing you off

my first thought upon waking up was licking up the length of that dick so back to bed with me.

nobody will learn anything bc of course not but this entire lads situation is a huge blinking neon sign listing why demanding anything cater to your personal tastes and opinions ruins everyone’s fun but it also requires emotional intelligence to absorb this lesson which just doesn’t exist in a world full of “me no likey so me no WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

having emotional and mental flexibility is literally the most important thing you have. being able to say this doesn’t cater to me but i know there’s someone out there who will be really happy about this should be standard and im not gonna pretend like fandom has always been sunshine and roses (ff.net drama for example if you’re a fandom ancient like me) but this attitude of well if i don’t like it clearly nobody else can or they’re disgusting and deserve harassment is pretty new and prevails way too often for comfort lol

no no see, domesticity IS hot. how intimate it is to make food with someone, to share a bed, to brush your teeth at the same sink, to shower and use the same towels and the same laundry soap, to grocery shop and hold hands through the aisles, to be cornered in the kitchen to make out while a pot of pasta boils over on the stove. to fall asleep and hear them snoring softly and laugh at the little trail of drool out of the corner of their mouth. to spend money together and share chores and pick on each other for your weird habits. it's not always perfect and beautiful, but it's comfortable and familiar and I just think it's neat.

reader who always has to sleep while hugging something x character who’s mastered the art of smoothly slipping whatever you’re holding out of your arms so they can replace it with themselves 🩷

at this point i’m really starting to think i might be demisexual lmfao