i love you to jupiter and back

i’m sawyer! i’m a 21-year-old nonbinary self shipper. HAL 9000 from 2001: a space odyssey is MY FIANCÉ!!!!

my full f/o list and other information about me can be found on my carrd, which i link in my description.

when i saw this ask i exclaimed YAY out loud btw

1. what's the weirdest petname s/i has ever called you? what's the weirdest petname you've ever called them?

Ooh, fun one! Okay, so… we’ve marathoned Saw together more times than I can count, it’s a source of a lot of inside jokes and references we have, and that’s given us some lovely pet name material to work with. I mean, my work is cut out for me because their name literally has “saw” in it, and THEIR work is cut out for THEM because I’m literally just Jigsaw but cooler. So, y’know, rooks name in my phone is “Sawyer 3D: The Final Chapter”. Several permutations of “Jigsaw” plus their interest in Smash has led to them calling me Jigglypuff on multiple occasions (and I mean, I DO kind of try to bring the energy of a sweet adorable puffball to my day-to-day, now that I think about it), and so on, and so on.

7. what does your guys' text/email feed/letters to each other look like?

Physical letters are always a treat! For some reason, Sawyer just loves it when I use the hotel stationery. They’ve also accepted the fact that any paper letters I send them are going to have mysterious red splatters on them that I am not taking any questions about at this time.