i prefer men to cauliflowers

#and if i said pride and prejudice 1st darcy confession scene #what then (tags via @figthefruitfaeth)

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years

so far one theme of the 30s for me has been realizing that literally every human being on earth who appears completely cool and collected and together with it at first glance has some threshold past which enough known information about them will shatter that mystique completely. i don't even say this negatively or pessimistically it's just been helpful to keep in mind that we're all like that.

Happy pride month to him

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

daily affirmations: someday you WILL get review-bombed on goodreads for your deviant themes and plots