Inner Ramblings Unleash

Child in the Enterprise daycare, drawing a picture entitled My Family: "This is me and this is my daddy and this is my daddy's transporter duplicate and this is my mommy and this is the subspace entity that poses as human that used mommy as it's template that calls itself her sister and this is our dog and this is the shape-shifting salt-vampire that snuck on board disguised as our dog but decided it likes dog food better than salt so now we have two dogs."

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

most men are too cowardly to be sodomized

I just need a girl to send animal pictures to. It doesn’t even need to be my girlfriend just anyone who will have a bunch of Instagram reels of pigs in her DM’s. But unfortunately I think you do have to have sex with a girl if you want to send her animal reels.

i want you all to know that today i saw someone with a tuba get into a subaru with the license plate "tubaru"

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)

every time i rediscover a Life Hack from like 30,000 years ago i feel so stupid i want to kill myself. ive recently started using a normal reed basket i just found by a dumpster to carry shit around my house. i need to bring 8 things from the kitchen cabinet to the stove to bake some cookies. ok i put them in the basket, i carry them to the stove. when im done with each ingredient i place it in the basket. at the end i take the basket back to the cabinet. i do this instead of making 4-5 trips because it's too many items to hold at once. i feel like a genius. i feel like a moron. i love my simple reed basket