a saucy stargazer

CIS PEOPLE ARE SO UNREAL BRO……..i made a “im epic and sexy and my meat is huge” joke to one of my cis friends and she just said “well youre trans so you dont HAVE meat” like ok….first of all its a joke and second of all its a joke

i hate it tho like other cis girls can say “suck my dick” as a joke and they dont have to specify that its a joke and that they dont actually have a dick but the moment i, a trans person, want to make a joke about it then it becomes a whole thing about how i dont REALLY have meat and i actually have a pussy like ok.

honestly the fact that other trans ppl are rbing/saying that theyve had a similar experience makes me so sad i hate cis ppl

this post teleported me back to 2011

times were simpler and red comic sans abundant

i assume this is from a LARP, but this is still fuckin hilarious

This isn’t a LARP, it’s a real sign in Forks, Washington that caused me to nearly crash my car as I drove past it

Question…

as someone who was previously a middle-school girl I can clarify it’s because Forks is where twilight is set

South Korean beauty standards take shit to the next. Fucking. Level. Women are evaluated in totality based on every minor physical detail and whether it matches the ideal to the point where their decision to go under the knife for procedures the likes of blepharoplasty (surgery on their eyelids) is a main determinant of whether they get a job. For them, shit like this is an expectation. Fuck that garbage, burn it up ladies.

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.