oh no, it's the aroace agender

…yeah, that was totally how I intended to enter chapter 1, and I totally expected to survive that

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

Jeder Tag ist Taubentag. If you're brave enough.

fanfic that is none of my business

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Yes. The controls are stupid. Sometimes you have to get right up into peoples' faces until they talk to you. Not in this case, they just happened to stand this close.

☑️ imagining blorbo from my show getting beaten within an inch of their life and crying in the arms of the one they love