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whenever i start up minecraft m like yeah im gonna build a nice little starter house and take it slow and then im 3 days in with several farms and a villager set up and no roof over my head. male living space ass situation every time.

big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back

bro last night was magical. last night was enchanted. last night was bewitched. last night was cursed and hexed. last night was posessed. bro can you remember what we did last night? bro?

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

i'd rather slit my own throat with a scissor

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

I love all my main characters equally. *closes closet door to hide the shrine to one character in particular*

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that