Make art not friends

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.

happy however many years this is now!

When you’re the owner of a fat pussy, everyday is fat pussy friday

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny