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i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper​

ok but you just saved my ass 30 minutes of research by explaining the joke and now i can laugh at it sooner you didn't make it not funny you made it funny faster

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

sucking on a worthless original

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

omg guys happy bone swallowing august