sheldrake

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

i'm celine, this is what's in my bag i live in vegas so, schfwoo it's hot dog food, i got a little dog, 2 pounds. beautiful, madison. mentos shakeshake tongue thing sometimes exhale hmmm (suspect) hand sanitizer is great hand cream, it's always great. it's one of my favourite. extremely french accent byredo, blanche. sniff ahhh lipstick i've got my mown microphone just in case something happens people ask me to sing appy birthday, im ready. singing uuunforgettableeee~~ you know, it takes pause to grab the pool balls a lot of balls. to get the microphone and pretend that are you are- on. singing and really into it do you believeee in life after love~ suddenly pissed i believe. *glares at camera* it takes a lot of courage to carry your own vip frickin badge like this… it's because when i purchase stuff- is it really you and i'm like. singing off key extremely loud ANYMOOOOOOOOOOORE it happens to me a lot, they don't believe it's me, so what i do is like i take my old phone, and i'm like, ((extremely québécoisly) ok), i'm gonna get you arrested, and i'm calling nine frickin one one, and i- i'm asking for help. hangs up phone loudly and by the way, it's zdry in las vegas…. stay moist. singing just one more dayyyy- oop crashes

people are soooo mean to the color yellow and it hurts my heart like u mean the color of the sun!?!? daffodils and buttercups and dandelions!? canary feathers and fresh butter and the warm glow of light and the trees in autumn???? for shame. joyless.

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

People complaining about the current romance book trends ruining women

FUCK THIS YEAR, FUCK THIS YEAR, FUCK THIS YEAR

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king