its such a draggg !

GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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whos there

why the fuck did my stupid high brain think the spoons were slugs

oh my god wait theres a dolphin

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

teens everywhere are labeling ketchup soda as "the next big thang"

No we fucking aren’t

OK! im really sorry

wjere do you live? 1 kill yourself avenue?

People born when trump was first elected are now old enough to drive

Not to drive very well. but still

I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them

Can I interest you in not one or two... But THREE things that are no longer popular as they used to for you to enjoy?

Yes tell me the things !!

I despise you and you won't survive when I am in charge in 14 and a half years

i'm not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs

we appreciate your support

i mean they