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Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

I like your brain

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYINGGGG

[image id: Red text on a white background that reads, “Everyone get less invested in the personal lives and relationships of celebrities now!!!! [many exclamation points]”. end id]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

we ran out of devotion that corrupts. would you guys be cool with devotion thats a little annoying to everyone

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it