"nikolaj coster-waldau should've played joel!!!" "baby THATS joel miller" "we lost so bad"...i present to you a much sexier scenario...
nikolaj actually plays a character that is joels bisexual awakeing. at first joel is annoyed by this guy they're forced to work together constant eye-rolling "i work alone" energy you guys know joel. but they have something going on.
cut to them arguing on the truck suddenly they're grabbing each other, slamming against the car intense makeout session with years of repression finally exploding!!! joel shoving him against the car their thick beards scraping rough as they finally devour each other. their strong masculine smells mixing together weird at first but fuck it makes it so much hotter arghhhhh neither one willing to pull away first almost like they are fighing to dominate the kiss hips pressing hard both of them growling and breathing heavy like they’re pissed off arghghkgj HOW ABOUT THAT
Pepperidge Farm remembers…
