I can see our house

trips and falls and i just dont get up after

im not dead or anything i just dont feel like getting up

It is genuinely WILD how close they keep getting to an Official Hard Launch without actually hard launching. DON'T you dare argue with me about what you think the hard launch was just play in this space okay. They managed to do a whole phregnancy announcement without actually implying they're together it's an art form.

Ok but I know we make fun of Dan for making sex jokes about Phil and we tell them like oh TOO MUCH INFO DADS GROSS, what if instead we responded collectively gaslighting Dan that he could never actually pull Phil Lester. Like come ON DUDE you WISH you could tap that 😩😩 only in your wildest dreams baby face Howell 🙄🙄🙄 stop hitting on your coworker he clearly isn’t into you 😤🤚🏻

Love how in this era we’ve defaulted to just straight up bullying them im so here for it /lh

and solely just because dan and phil make fun of us for freaking out when they touch i will start acting even crazier from now on btw

you know, i thought dan and phil setting boundaries in 2014 was protecting them from us but i failed to acknowledge how much it was protecting us from them

legalize catboys❌criminalize dan and phil✅

‼️CRIMINALIZE DAN AND PHIL‼️

coming back to phandom is so crazy bc every time they do something gay i feel like i’ve won something

It’s the claw machine we spent ages at and loads of money on and now it’s started giving out prizes for free