IHOF: international house of Funny

Me in the pussy if I'm being honest.

THREE MEALS A DAY

AND TWO SNACKS

AND A DESSERT IF YOURE NASTY

IF YOURE KINKY

I can smell this image

"portugal" isn't a real country, go back to bed

you just know the ceo of some tech start-up called like flupee is having a full on cop fentanyl breakdown at his employees daily cause hes convinced himself hes the next assassination target

it's a christmas jamiracle

spreading christmiraquais cheer

my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas

no you’re not a “pro hater,” you’re just sitting around going “ew” whenever someone mentions something they like. real hating has conviction, passion, drive. We’re not on the same level

its like they always say: Id rather be eating oranges in the shower than imprisoned in a tower

Confused abt something? Try eating an orange #NoScurvy