voted most likely to be “that guy”

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

AW THANKS :>:> also: common pigeon, european robin, call duck, and bearded reedling :>

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

I cannot remember a goddamn thing but I sure do know a lot of lyrics

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.