discord and rhyme

Doctor said I only have to do four hours of therapy a week instead of seven. I am the pina colada of mental health.

I meant to say "pinnacle", not "pina colada". The telephone is a cruel mistress. I am so healthy, still.

moms are like Btw want to hear about this local news story that will make you fear for your life before you go out

true crime podcasters have NOTHING on paranoid moms

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

update: i slipped on the tray and hit my head

having cats is just a never-ending Wile E Coyote/Roadrunner situation and you never know which one you are until it’s too late

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

It’s always “why did you go out in the storm” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the storm The storm looked fun was it fun