Cat's Revenge

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

looking down at the bacteria through the microscope always reminds me that bacteria are so big just huge massive squiggles holy shit. And i am tiny

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

little kids are extremely correct when they go apeshit over seeing a Big Machine Doing Its Job

As an aroace person I actually never had that feeling of being broken. I thought everyone was the same way and some people were just dramatic 😭

people act like having breakfast for dinner is weird and special when in fact it's the most widespread and normalised meal identity transgression out there. talk to me when you're having dinner for breakfast, snack for dinner, lunch for brunch,

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?